Tuesday, February 3, 2009

Quarantine and [●REC], damn you!

For larkin sake!!! You betrayed me you dumb ass movie!!! Grawrrr!!! Die you pisa shit! Die!!!

Okay okay, I know you might be kinda freaked of why am I havin such a shiny rage breakout on a (still)Chinese New Year day... I'll tell you ALLLLLL about it if you could just hang in there a lil moment longer while I *screams shithole!!!!*...ahem ahem, let out my anger.
*Continues ranting to self and cursing*.There ya go...All done.Phew~!

The thing that caused this rage was me watching the movie [●REC]. Yeh yeh I know I shouldn't be mad because of stuff like that. But FFS, that dumb movie made me puke and feel like I've just been on a the world's scariest roller coaster ride. And I said scary wasnt because the show was scary, it was because of the freakin way they filmed the show. I tell ya, if I was watching that show in the cinema, I'd prolly just sit there for 5 minutes and then leave.

But then again, honest to god... The show wasn't bad like other horror films I watched such as Dark Floors which sucked every single second since my mum put it into the player..And the ending was just crazy and made me so pissed. But I'm not talking about Dark Floors so...
Anyways, before I started watching [●REC], my mum already warned me that it was a very shaky show which could make everyone "Tao Wan"(meaning giddy or dizzy in cantonese.). I was like "Oh nevermind. The write-up on this show seems pretty good.I'll just give it a go.". And what did I get?!?! You know what I freaking got after watching half an hour of the freakin show? I GOT A BAD MIGRAINE AND FELT LIKE SOME PREGNANT WOMAN WITH MORNING SICKNESS!!! ArghhhH!!!

After turning the movie off, I headed straight upstairs to my room and took out my precious 'Minyak Angin"( A type of oilment to soothe your headache or tummyache.). I rubbed it on my nose and forehead and neck and my chest...Coz I felt like puking every moment my eyes were open. I just felt so darn bloody giddy. I cursed the stupid show when I was lying on my bed preparing to die(Okay maybe I wasn't going to die but it sure felt that way...). I wondered why do producers even want to produce a show like that? Can't they just make a normal movie of people infected and killing other people instead of shooting it like they have jell-o hands holding the camera?!?! The show was pretty good but it was ruined when it gave me the headache.

For those who doesn't know what the show [●REC] is about, you should go to this link- http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/REC_(film) ... And if you still don't believe that it can give you a major feeling of dizziness( This is only for people who can't really stand a bloody roller coaster), then you should watch the show. If it has no effect on you, Good fer ya! If it makes you feel like puking, See what I mean?!?!

So yeah, theres another show with shaky camerawork...And its called Quarantine. But I strongly recommend you not to watch this show as the only nice thing about the show is the main actress's pretty face. And you rarely get to see scary stuff. Its more of shaky and shaky shaky camera filming only. I mean like you only catch a glimpse of the infected scary ass baby that they tempt you with in the trailer...And that glimpse is ( I warn you.) very very very short. So yeh, a not-so-good show with an even worse filming concept. At least in [●REC], the story is still kinda interesting and you get to see more of the infected people part. Only shitty thing is...the shaky part.

So, think you wanna go watch that show who seems cool coz its like recording life and showing it straight to you? THINK AGAIN!!!

P.S: Blair Witch Project 1 was okay because it was in the dark or only woods behind it, so you don't really get much of the giddy effect. But I thought Blair Witch Project 2 was effin good. And I know that Quarantine is the American remake of [●REC].

Me out=to watch more not-so-shaky movies.Such as Juno who totally rocks people my age's socks off!

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